Say Cheese

I'm getting my picture taken for our new church directory in about an hour. At first, I considered bringing Cleo in, and I came up with some pretty creative ideas for our picture:
- Cleo in a hot dog costume, me in a mustard bottle costume
- Cleo in a lobster costume, me dressed as a sailor
- Both of us in matching Cosby-esque sweaters

Then I remembered that my dog is a heathen at best. She's earned the nickname "Rosemary's Puppy" lately, and that's the last thing I need in this picture.

So it will just be me and my argyle sweater, looking incredibly professional and slightly boring. Maybe they'll let me do this Glamour-shots style... somebody get me some Aqua Net and a bedazzled jacket...