Dogzilla strikes again

alright guys... so 99% of the population thinks I exaggerate when I call Cleo "Dogzilla." They say "oh she is so sweet, blablabla." Well, you're wrong.

I want to sleep, but cant, so i'm watching some good old food network because this dude is really boring [he thinks he's funny though, which makes it worse]. I'm minding my own business, and all of the sudden... i hear running down the hall [this sound is basically my own Jaws theme song]. in a split second, I've got myself in a ball, because this is the kind of running that ends with a dog on my head, so I go for the defensive position, you know? "Save yourself" and all that. Sure enough... Dogzilla jumps straight for my face.

if you know me, you know i really don't like when dogs lick my face. i don't call it "kisses," i dont think it's precious or cute, and basically, it just freaks me out. She went to town, licking and just being generally obnoxious. I put her on the floor, and she jumped back up and tried again, and she wouldn't give up. She's got a great attitude for team sports. I have no idea why she's decided to lick off a couple layers of my skin. It's not like I'm one of the Real Housewives, needing a peel or anything, but Zilla clearly has an issue with my face tonight. I got proof for you guys, because in these days, you really need photographic evidence.

as you'll see, just when i thought it was all over, she went for round 2. the only way I got her to cool her jets was by spilling dog food all over the kitchen floor. I figure in the 4 seconds it takes her to inhale it, she'll forget about her new favorite game.

if she keeps this up, and you want a dog, let me know. She's really an angel... or something.