What would you do?

there was an e-mail in my spam, offering me a job for $74/hour. i didn't open it, in fear of what the job might be [plus it was spam, and who knows what kind of vortex i'd end up in if that happened]. however, it did get me thinking about what jobs I might do for a paycheck like that... [insert dream sequence here]

1. put my head in an alligator's mouth once every hour for five seconds. and it better be a trained alligator, too.
2. rap; our director team just released our first demo today on myspace. we're going to be the next soulja boy...s...girls... soulja girls.
3. do laundry for the Indianapolis Colts [hello ebay...]
4. wear a Halloween costume every day. that would be embarrassing AND profitable. seriously, though, what would you do if you're in the check out at Wal-mart, and Batman walks up behind you, mid-July?
and, 5. touch raw meat. like how you have to squish hamburger into patties or whatever. and even that is debatable.

so... what would you do for $74/hour?
[and obviously, don't be gross. duh.]